> ... am but a lowly, sickly footservant
> to his Almighty Malfeasance. Perhaps someday, the
> Dark One will allow me to eat babies of my own
Now, now, don't indulge in that stinkin' thinkin'. You're every bit as evil and malevolent as your cousin--don't let him make you feel "less than." There's nothing worse than a demonic being with an inferiority complex, next thing you'll turned into some glassy-eyed, happy-pill-popping workshop junkie, and we'll have to have you committed and lobotomized for your own good...
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