So why do *all* of Dr Balis' patients have to be audiotaped? You have an anonymous faxer; why not an anonymous (not necessarily obscene) phone caller? Or borrow from Frasier, and give Dr Balis a radio show. Or create a character who will only communicate verbally, sight unseen: someone famous who can't risk the publicity, or an agrophobic. It would be a marvellous experiment! Surely there are a couple of actors looking for practice and exposure, the same as the site's writers.