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Re: Earthlink Affiliation

Posted by: Sharon <>
Date: Friday, 5 June 1998, at 6:43 a.m.

In Response To: Earthlink Affiliation (ANN)

> I read that Earthlink is founded by a Scientologist
> and supports Scientology. Since this site is "generously
> hosted by Earthlink networks," are the founders
> and writers also followers of Scientology?

We've started a new cult following of internet worshippers. Our belief is that a Central Being (tm) is managing the internet and deciding what information should be made available to the masses. Mostly, this consists of pornography, science fiction and cleverly tainted news information. Our communications are based on binary coding and is cleverly concealed in almost every website you visit. Our staff works feverish day and night to covert other netizens and instill them with a sense of obligation to the internet. You will find most of our followers in chat rooms sending private messages that say things like "Hey Baby, want some Man Meat", "How old are you", "m/f?" and other code phrases. Our goal, of course, is world domination.

But perhaps I've said too much.


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