After all, it 'tis the season...

SCHIZOPHRENIA--Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY--We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA--I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC--Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA--Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense.

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY--Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PARANOIA--Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER--You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

DEPRESSION--Silent night, Holy night. All is calm. All is pretty lonely.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE--Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; Jingle Bell...

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE--On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me (and then took it all away).