Rene Wolff-Bernstein, the beloved cousin of Sylvia Wolff (and Bows),
is a much more mature and sophisticated woman with three additional years
of experience over her more naive cousin. Her talents include tying a cherry
stem in a knot with her tongue, the ability to say just the wrong thing
at the right time, and wearing the most outrageous hat for any occasion.
Rene takes pride in the fact that she raised young Sylvia into the woman
she is today. She feels that her careful monitoring is directly responsible
for the minimal damage sex, drugs, and rock and roll did to Sylvia's brain
tissues. Rene takes full credit for many of the men and all the psychedelic
experiences (that she knows about) that Sylvia has had in her lifetime.